Jesus Christ John, are you fucking my wife?!
Jesus Christ Jordan, your dick is WAY too big for me!
Yes. I give you permission to fuck this man.
Yes, I want you to fuck my wife in the ass, and I'll watch!
Yeah, you can fuck them both. In the ASS. If you want.
Christmas will never be the same after this!
Don't you wish YOUR wife was...
You sure you want me to touch you, stepdaughter??